If there was ever a poster child for how working a shitty job could only make you mean-spirited, it was… Read more Bathroom Breach
Tag: Paris
Amongst Themselves
Where there’s the smell of fries, however faint or overpowering, there’s sure to be at least one American nearby. And… Read more Amongst Themselves
A City of Flakes
Noelle had only considered it at this very moment, while eating her umpteenth croissant since moving to Paris. That consideration… Read more A City of Flakes
Tepid French Onion Soup
Although it was seasonally appropriate, French onion soup was hardly the food item at the top of their list. And… Read more Tepid French Onion Soup
Stepped On
It was one of those things where you could empathize with either side of the story, depending on the position… Read more Stepped On
A Girl Stares at a Hair Care Ad Instead of a Cover Story About the Demise of Humanity
They say it’s hard not to feel sorry for the current generation coming up under this regime. I say: they… Read more A Girl Stares at a Hair Care Ad Instead of a Cover Story About the Demise of Humanity
“Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
An ominous knockoff of Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Dani California” starts to play over the speakers of the café. I’m… Read more “Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
Speaking in a Foreign Language Cannot Mask Idiocy
When people are speaking in another language and laughing about something they seem to want everyone else around them to… Read more Speaking in a Foreign Language Cannot Mask Idiocy
Ain’t We Got Fun (While the Credit Card Maximum Lasted)
Of all the things to play over the PA system in the waiting area for the airport shuttle, the last… Read more Ain’t We Got Fun (While the Credit Card Maximum Lasted)
The New Mona Lisa
There she was. As vibrant and eye-catching as the day Andy “made” her. Or rather, turned her into yet another… Read more The New Mona Lisa
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