Of all the things to play over the PA system in the waiting area for the airport shuttle, the last… Read more Ain’t We Got Fun (While the Credit Card Maximum Lasted)
Of all the things to play over the PA system in the waiting area for the airport shuttle, the last… Read more Ain’t We Got Fun (While the Credit Card Maximum Lasted)
There she was. As vibrant and eye-catching as the day Andy “made” her. Or rather, turned her into yet another… Read more The New Mona Lisa
Three friends, both alike in lack of dignity, had descended upon Paris at the same time after several years spent… Read more The Converging
She loathed it when she met people from New York in Paris. Worse still, meeting someone from Bushwick in Paris.… Read more The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
It’s hard to romanticize sitting at a café in Paris when there’s a McDonald’s right in front of you. “Charming”… Read more It’s Hard to Romanticize Sitting at a Café in Paris When There’s a McDonald’s Right in Front of You
Do not say that the beggar does not work for his money. I happen to know for a fact that… Read more Why the Beggar Is Wise
The French are known for many things. But one thing that they have never been known for is their, well,… Read more Verre Brisé
It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
She searched and searched for refuge in this Olympics abyss of gross, cellulite-ridden Americans wearing hats and t-shirts and shorts… Read more City of Blight
When he said he would “fly me to the moon,” I thought he was speaking metaphorically. Instead, he meant that… Read more So Much For Being Flown to the Moon