The only thing worse than a skinny bitch is a skinny bitch who makes grandiose proclamations about being fat. Which… Read more Bone Bag
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Fucktioning Adult
He was always going on about being a “functional adult.” As though it were something one could just “be.” Lilith… Read more Fucktioning Adult
The Condom Vending Machine
Levi wasn’t the type who would have ever imagined himself to be in this sort of position. He was usually… Read more The Condom Vending Machine
Please, Don’t Come Again
“It’s been so nice not having you here,” Aurora wants to tell the latest one of Bennett’s guests to return… Read more Please, Don’t Come Again
“When I Was A Dumb Teenager”
The youths of this world will forever be maligned purely because of their youth. Those who have grown into adulthood… Read more “When I Was A Dumb Teenager”
When Cheese Puffs Were Ruined For Me
I used to think cheese puffs were endlessly “cool.” And not for no reason. It all started because of two… Read more When Cheese Puffs Were Ruined For Me
The Dress Stolen by Neptune
It wasn’t the first time Giorgia had been asked to be a guest on someone’s boat. Living near the Amalfi… Read more The Dress Stolen by Neptune
The Cost of Mother’s Cigarettes
Driving around with Mother, he could always tell when she was on the verge of being down to her last… Read more The Cost of Mother’s Cigarettes
(A) Human Waste
The warning had come down when they were already in the water. Jess and her friends were usually always in the water,… Read more (A) Human Waste
Life Is Boxes, And Then You’re In A Box
Everything, in the end, comes down to boxes. That’s what a life amounts to: a bunch of shit in boxes. Things you… Read more Life Is Boxes, And Then You’re In A Box
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