It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
She searched and searched for refuge in this Olympics abyss of gross, cellulite-ridden Americans wearing hats and t-shirts and shorts… Read more City of Blight
Sweating is so plebeian. I mean, ugh…as if! As if I would allow myself to sweat in public. I used… Read more Cher Horowitz in the Summer
I sent him news articles, memes and little videos I thought he would react to. He never did. It was… Read more A Whore for Being Ignored
She could feel him looking at the faint traces of gray in her hair that she usually covered up via… Read more Trace Amounts
She was pregnant and everyone told her she should keep it. Ha! As if. You’d have to drug her for… Read more Un Bébé? No Way!
What is it about the teenage superpower of making anyone around them who isn’t a teen feel like the most… Read more Teenage Superpower
The hordes were out in full force. Of course, in a place like this, they always were. But today was… Read more Prats Past and Present
He overheard someone on the train say it: “We should get a full week off for the Fourth of July… Read more Going Out of Business
After the cameras went up en masse seemingly overnight, it was time to forge a new plan for how to… Read more How I Plan to Walk Around in Paris From Now On