They say corns are more common among “the elderly”—as though youths are immune to friction. Foot friction, that is. They… Read more If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Wear It Regardless
Tag: short story
Nicotine Patch Suntan
She was going to hike it, come hell or high water. Even though she knew that, like Steve McCroskey in… Read more Nicotine Patch Suntan
Lugar Olvidado Por Dios, Or: A Nothing Town Becomes Even More Nothing in the Summer
In a town that becomes even more abyssal than usual during the summer, it’s even scarier for a woman alone.… Read more Lugar Olvidado Por Dios, Or: A Nothing Town Becomes Even More Nothing in the Summer
Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
City of Blight
She searched and searched for refuge in this Olympics abyss of gross, cellulite-ridden Americans wearing hats and t-shirts and shorts… Read more City of Blight
Cher Horowitz in the Summer
Sweating is so plebeian. I mean, ugh…as if! As if I would allow myself to sweat in public. I used… Read more Cher Horowitz in the Summer
A Whore for Being Ignored
I sent him news articles, memes and little videos I thought he would react to. He never did. It was… Read more A Whore for Being Ignored
Trace Amounts
She could feel him looking at the faint traces of gray in her hair that she usually covered up via… Read more Trace Amounts
Un Bébé? No Way!
She was pregnant and everyone told her she should keep it. Ha! As if. You’d have to drug her for… Read more Un Bébé? No Way!
Teenage Superpower
What is it about the teenage superpower of making anyone around them who isn’t a teen feel like the most… Read more Teenage Superpower
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