Like clockwork, I jolt up at 9 a.m. every morning. “I have to take my birth control,” my internal voice… Read more 9 a.m., Birth Control PTSD
Like clockwork, I jolt up at 9 a.m. every morning. “I have to take my birth control,” my internal voice… Read more 9 a.m., Birth Control PTSD
There’s not much a girl can count on these days. Certainly not fidelity, monogamy or something so quaint as, goodness… Read more Lindsay Lohan’s Ring Finger
The generic name, The Bakeshop, seemed as good a place as any for me to realize how apathetic you were.… Read more The Bakeshop
For all those times someone invites you to a party, a reading, an open mic, an after-work drink gathering, a… Read more The Inculpability of Being Out of Town
It’s never easy, packing up one’s things. Especially when she doesn’t really want to. When she’s doing it for the… Read more A Scream Becomes A Yawn
It is depressing enough to allow yourself the indulgence of piling on food items from the buffet at the Lower… Read more Dining Alone at Whole Foods
Even a socialite gets prone to base desires. Base desires that consist of an unbridled need for In-n-Out. At the… Read more Socialite Goes on Joy Ride to In-n-Out
“Are you traveling alone?” “Huh?” I ask, not realizing it’s only going to prompt the security minion to heighten the… Read more Woman Travels Alone
One supposes it all started when Peg first looked down at her cat, lying prostrate on the kitchen table, and… Read more Grazin’
The Olympian blew through town right after Rio. Though Italian, he was not as good-looking as someone like Fabio Fognini,… Read more The Olympian