This bitch–no, this cougher, she’s not even multi-dimensional enough to be called a bitch–keeps hacking in the cortile. Cortile (cor-tee-leh,… Read more The Cougher in the Cortile
This bitch–no, this cougher, she’s not even multi-dimensional enough to be called a bitch–keeps hacking in the cortile. Cortile (cor-tee-leh,… Read more The Cougher in the Cortile
California, already, does not have a grand reputation for being filled with an intelligent population. Sure, they get occasionally ogled… Read more …And All That Was Unveiled At the Gender Reveal Party Was That Only Stupid People Are Breeding
For the years from 2009 to 2019, he was a devoted mask wearer. He had lived in San Diego all… Read more Too Ahead of the Trend For One’s Own Good
They say sex and death are wrapped up in one another. One supposes that’s how someone as suicidal as Étienne… Read more The Suicidal Sex Fiend
As you burn for California, it, in turn, burns for you. You have wanted to be a part of it… Read more As You Burn For California, It, In Turn, Burns For You
Georgiana DiNunzio supposed she chose the worst possible moment in history (other than living under Cleopatra’s monopolized reign) to start… Read more Maskne
At the Vista Fountains, we are all bonded by our lack of a bond. The unspoken rule is look at… Read more The Vista Fountains
While there are countless reasons to despise Americans, whether for their obsession with all that is hollow or their proud… Read more The Real Reason Americans Were Banned From Europe
The millennial graveyard is replete with all the accommodations that the baby boomer ones never had. For starters, people are… Read more The Millennial Graveyard
She would like to have been able to say that she thought long and hard about what she did to… Read more Les Âmes Pures Doivent Être Abandonnées