Maya Angelou knew why the caged bird sang (though I’m still not completely sure she actually spelled it out by… Read more I Know Why Virginia Woolf Wants to Kill Herself
Category: Plights
I Stuff My Face, My Ego, My Non-Existent House, Or: the Misguided Stereotypes of Taureans
Like Italians pronouncing everything in English with an “a” in between each word, the false stereotype(s) of Taurus has simply… Read more I Stuff My Face, My Ego, My Non-Existent House, Or: the Misguided Stereotypes of Taureans
The Curse
I throw myself in every time. And every time I get thrown over I am simultaneously heartbroken and nonplussed. I’ve… Read more The Curse
Desperately Seeking Someone As Romantic As Mark Wahlberg in Fear
David McCall (Mark Wahlberg) gets a bad rap. Viewed as an obsessive psychopath in James Foley’s Fear, he does whatever… Read more Desperately Seeking Someone As Romantic As Mark Wahlberg in Fear
When You Can’t Get Bangs Because Every Girl You Hate Has Them
When a woman wants to change her life, she changes her hair. Usually, this tends to mean getting bangs in… Read more When You Can’t Get Bangs Because Every Girl You Hate Has Them
