Everyone wants to believe desperately in the idea that if they just buy this one thing—this one “life-changing” product—they’ll stop… Read more (Les) Halles Is Other People
Category: Short Story
Please, Don’t Come Again
“It’s been so nice not having you here,” Aurora wants to tell the latest one of Bennett’s guests to return… Read more Please, Don’t Come Again
A Gen X Craving
As time wears on—and it inevitably does—having a sibling from an older generation than your own can start to feel… Read more A Gen X Craving
A Mayor Named Karen
Last time one had checked, it was, like, illegal to be named Karen. The unspoken caveat being: if you were… Read more A Mayor Named Karen
Eight Billion Assholes Can’t Be Right
It was staggering, really. Staggering wasn’t even a word that could describe it. Maybe there was no word. As someone… Read more Eight Billion Assholes Can’t Be Right
“When I Was A Dumb Teenager”
The youths of this world will forever be maligned purely because of their youth. Those who have grown into adulthood… Read more “When I Was A Dumb Teenager”
Switch Flipped
She was too young. Even she knew that. And yet, being young was all about seeing how much you could… Read more Switch Flipped
When Cheese Puffs Were Ruined For Me
I used to think cheese puffs were endlessly “cool.” And not for no reason. It all started because of two… Read more When Cheese Puffs Were Ruined For Me
Halloween Blood Is Preferable to Period Blood
The rag came early this month. Just in time for Halloween night, in fact. And here Esmerelda had foolishly believed… Read more Halloween Blood Is Preferable to Period Blood
Madame Is Mademoiselle Hot Bitch
“Madame, est-ce que—” I can’t really pay attention to much of what else he’s saying because all I’ve heard is… Read more Madame Is Mademoiselle Hot Bitch
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