The instant the product was announced, Linda knew she had to have it. Not just “it,” but every varietal of… Read more Dolly Parton Cake Mix
Category: Short Story
Force-Fed
Perhaps one of the biggest simultaneous blessings and curses in life is to be somehow “tied” to a person that… Read more Force-Fed
A Beauty Emergency
Emmy frequently had to wonder if she might prefer to kill herself rather than be subjected to the kind of… Read more A Beauty Emergency
Conditions That Eclipse an Eclipse
It felt almost insulting rather than “honoring” to keep hearing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” playing at random public places… Read more Conditions That Eclipse an Eclipse
Big Sur: Commit to the Chaos
It seemed that, in life, every time something or someone got “back on track,” the universe saw fit to make… Read more Big Sur: Commit to the Chaos
Causing a Scene at Monoprix
It seemed that every time Rowena went into Monoprix, something scandalous and/or embarrassing happened. Whether it involved her being unaware… Read more Causing a Scene at Monoprix
“Iceberg” Ahead!, Or: Diarrhea Lettuce
It was all part of a larger plan, of course. A conspiracy, if you will. One that would guarantee Americans… Read more “Iceberg” Ahead!, Or: Diarrhea Lettuce
Breath Attack
Jade couldn’t have known that, in addition to the many other things she now had to count amongst her worries… Read more Breath Attack
West Hollywood Sinkhole
The conservatives of Los Angeles (of which there were many) would not say it aloud to anyone but each other,… Read more West Hollywood Sinkhole
Tinkering Leads to Blinkering
She wondered sometimes what it would be like—to be so fucking hot that people couldn’t resist trying to talk to… Read more Tinkering Leads to Blinkering
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