“Better be careful with all that drinking. You’re gonna put on weight and I know how you hate to exercise,”… Read more Fat’s Amore
Category: Short Story
A Spy Among Humanity
I sometimes had to wonder if I was truly passing for human. For if it was quite so obvious to… Read more A Spy Among Humanity
Hortensio
He had amped her up for weeks about the engagement. At last, he had gotten them on the guest list… Read more Hortensio
The Birth of Elle Coño
She felt at her most comfortable in hotels. The dingier and more dilapidated, the better. It was all a means… Read more The Birth of Elle Coño
Two Earrings Are Better Than One
She had agreed to it not because, as most other women in the buurt, she was attracted to him. But… Read more Two Earrings Are Better Than One
John and Jane Doe: An Amnesiac Love Story
Jane arrived before John. She was found beneath an underpass along the West Side Highway. As Dr. Dinero tended to… Read more John and Jane Doe: An Amnesiac Love Story
Barbiturate Barbie
Pills to wake and pills to sleep, she thought, languidly laughing to herself. She reckoned it was out loud, that… Read more Barbiturate Barbie
Fashion Snails
They seemed to appear out of nowhere, like snails after the rain. You never saw anyone so manicured–so sophisticated–during the… Read more Fashion Snails
Staring At the Olds Staring At the Abyss
I’ve had the revelation more than once in life that I live like a retired person at an age when… Read more Staring At the Olds Staring At the Abyss
Polaroid Junkie Prophecies
Madonna does not talk to people. Or, more to the point, common people. It’s not her need, nor her want.… Read more Polaroid Junkie Prophecies
