They swarm the Louvre in droves. Attack the British Museum with their ignorance. Bombard the Vatican Museums with their selfie… Read more Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
Category: Short Story
Peppermint Ain’t So Sweet
Matty the Horse could be Matty the Gay Horse if the price was right. That is to say, despite being… Read more Peppermint Ain’t So Sweet
Writing A Novel Is Never Clean
She had been working on the manuscript for ages. It was part of the only reason she felt obliged to… Read more Writing A Novel Is Never Clean
Les Amants Condamnés
The couples that naively flocked to Paris to celebrate themselves had no idea that, in so doing, they were sealing… Read more Les Amants Condamnés
The Sacrificial Dinner
It was an inherently violent holiday. Centered around a massacre not just of an indigenous people but of the creature… Read more The Sacrificial Dinner
Marilyn Monroe Reads Ulysses on Fire Island
Of course, any island with a history that began with attracting nude sunbathers when no development occurred from the company… Read more Marilyn Monroe Reads Ulysses on Fire Island
Rainbow of Revenge
One a.m. in Paris on a Monday at a gay bar called “Open” Cafe. Open, indeed. To Leonard and the… Read more Rainbow of Revenge
The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
He couldn’t remember the last time he had sustained an erection for longer than forty-five seconds. And honestly, not much… Read more The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
Quietus Theater
Moth to a flame, guess I can’t stop returning to the places from whence we came. As though every city… Read more Quietus Theater
Karlovy Lazne
Another person wakes up in the alley of a nightclub in Prague and it is a new dawn. Or day.… Read more Karlovy Lazne
