“What better way to honor the weirdly wonderful and cosmically kitsch nature of Halloween from abroad than to go to… Read more Musée des Arts Forains, October 31, 2015
Candle Dildo: A Victorian Story
Somehow, Victorians got the reputation for being, well, very Victorian. That is to say, obviously, puritanical. But if you’ve ever… Read more Candle Dildo: A Victorian Story
Your Morbid Fascinations
Anything can become morbid if you’re fascinated enough by it, Antonia Madrina learned after enough time spent obsessing over the… Read more Your Morbid Fascinations
Joe in Japan
Joe had to get away for awhile. In one sense, he was very confused about life. In another, he knew… Read more Joe in Japan
Pussy Grabbed Back Hard Enough to Make Me Her Boyfriend
I was reluctant to go to the Women’s March. It’s not that I didn’t want to support the cause or… Read more Pussy Grabbed Back Hard Enough to Make Me Her Boyfriend
The Last Gasp of Patriarchy
Patriarchy said to himself, “No, I shall not go.” He felt everyone was trying to shuffle him out the door… Read more The Last Gasp of Patriarchy
Run-In With One-Night Stand While Walking With Grandma
Marie didn’t have many one-night stands these days. She was getting too old for that. Plus, she wasn’t on Tinder.… Read more Run-In With One-Night Stand While Walking With Grandma
The Assassination of Eva Mendes/A Good Man Is Hard to Find
It’s long been speculated that Ryan Gosling is a divine being, created by and from something more celestial than God. More… Read more The Assassination of Eva Mendes/A Good Man Is Hard to Find
Sorry I’m A Cipher
It’s something that happens to me constantly. Being on the outside looking in. Feeling like a ghost among the people… Read more Sorry I’m A Cipher
Zodiac in Buffetland
Like Christ and his apostles, so too, did Zodiac have his twelve disciples. They were called Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer,… Read more Zodiac in Buffetland
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