When one leaves a place, it’s always assumed she can return. That things will be if not at least exactly… Read more Dorothy Can’t Go Home Again
Origasmic
He was born with the gift of dexterous hands. Never knowing quite what to do with them. Always fumbling. Always… Read more Origasmic
Sex Scouting
“I want to make a bold proposition,” Mike, the co-owner of a bookshop I’d been going to for a while… Read more Sex Scouting
The Slow-Moving Manicurist
Many skilled trades are overlooked by those who consider themselves of “nobler” stature. The sort of people who would never… Read more The Slow-Moving Manicurist
Primo Piano
I get dressed, but only to answer the door for the delivery guy. Because most people in this town actually… Read more Primo Piano
La Loyauté
I awaken with a throbbing feeling in my jaw. He’s hit me once more. And as I move, I feel… Read more La Loyauté
Movie Theater Hot Chocolate
The most uncommon and disgusting thing a person can order at this or any movie theater is not Raisinets, but… Read more Movie Theater Hot Chocolate
Heavy is the Crown Worn By Our Lady of Sorrows
To a thief, it isn’t the first item one would think to steal for the purpose of financial gain. In… Read more Heavy is the Crown Worn By Our Lady of Sorrows
The Commissioning of a Pamphlet Cautioning Against “The Artist’s Life”
In late 2017, a company called Stampout Creative was commissioned by the new chancellor to assist in eradicating the last… Read more The Commissioning of a Pamphlet Cautioning Against “The Artist’s Life”
The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
They say if you want to know why a man is filled with opprobrium, look to his upbringing–the people who… Read more The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
