They really did believe their money would protect them. Shroud them from harm’s way. Turned out to be precisely the… Read more Tahoe’s Revenge
Biking in the Climate Dystopia
It seems so silly. Trying to stay fit when you know you’re ultimately only killing yourself by breathing in this… Read more Biking in the Climate Dystopia
You’re Nobody Until You Have a Spawn to Love You
“No offense, but you have nothing in your life. If you lost me, what would you really have?” This is… Read more You’re Nobody Until You Have a Spawn to Love You
Desiccation Nation
Even when you know that, at some point, the conditions of the West might force you to be driven out,… Read more Desiccation Nation
Madonna in Cuba
There are so many “destination” Madonna birthdays at this point, it’s difficult to keep track. There was Puglia when she… Read more Madonna in Cuba
The Princess and the Leech(es)
There once was a slightly trashy princess. She didn’t know she was of noble blood while growing up as a… Read more The Princess and the Leech(es)
Francis Bacon and Eggs
It was always beyond Eleanor that no one had ever thought to open a diner and put better names for food… Read more Francis Bacon and Eggs
Medical Emergency
He did not find it comical nor “tongue-in-cheek” to list as an essential medical reason for gaining entry to the… Read more Medical Emergency
Andy Wouldn’t Have Liked Paris
Among others besides Kathy Hilton (who has, like, one picture of herself with Andy that actually looks kind of Photoshopped), many have… Read more Andy Wouldn’t Have Liked Paris
Surfside
Moving there at this point in time was already a dubious idea. Every day, there was some sort of article… Read more Surfside
