I try to take a picture of a sign on the FDR Bridge that says, “Money is not god,” but… Read more Money Is Not God, God Is Money
The Musicology of Scatology
She could scarcely process what she saw before her eyes as she flushed the toilet in the public bathroom to… Read more The Musicology of Scatology
Malibu Beach House Burning
“Julia Roberts is among thousands of SoCal residents forced to evacuate their homes due to Woolsey Fire.” So reads one… Read more Malibu Beach House Burning
More SSRIs Please!
She was forever haunted by the sound of children’s voices screaming, “More Ovaltine please!” ad nauseum on the TV in… Read more More SSRIs Please!
A Snag
It was a thirty thousand dollar smile. So it was that it could only be the natural order that she… Read more A Snag
Casablanca If the Love Was Unrequited and the Setting Was a University
I couldn’t have known, not really, that we would end up in the same town. The same place at the… Read more Casablanca If the Love Was Unrequited and the Setting Was a University
Every Girl Needs A Doll
Like most teenage girls living in suburban New Jersey and desiring to move to New York the second they turned… Read more Every Girl Needs A Doll
The Apparitional Experience, Or New York Redux
I’ve been told I’m like a ghost. Always disappearing and returning when one least expects it, with no true place… Read more The Apparitional Experience, Or New York Redux
The Glorified Airbnb Host
He had come to inhabit the apartment by, like all good things in life, luck and chance. The man who… Read more The Glorified Airbnb Host
A Staggering 24,932 Friends on MySpace
I had always wanted to be a star. Who didn’t? It was the best thing to be ever since the Lumière… Read more A Staggering 24,932 Friends on MySpace
