When you thought about it, it really didn’t make sense. Who were all these people still actually chewing gum? Do you know… Read more Gumshoe
Following a Dead Guy: Your First Mistake (Or Is It?)
Sure, Jesus is supposed to be “the shit,” or whatever. But why has no one ever stopped to consider that… Read more Following a Dead Guy: Your First Mistake (Or Is It?)
Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number…Until You’re on a Bus With London Youths
They always say “old age” sneaks up on you, not including the caveat that pretty much any age after twenty-nine… Read more Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number…Until You’re on a Bus With London Youths
At the Clinic
“An STD? Me?” The acting in the informational video is exactly as bad as one would expect it to be. Performed… Read more At the Clinic
The (France) Gall
Like most Americans, Ben Ressen had no idea who France Gall was. Not until that rather dramatic day at the… Read more The (France) Gall
A Suspicious-Looking Potato
Going to work, of course, was always a slog. But, at the bare minimum, he could count on the same… Read more A Suspicious-Looking Potato
Daddy’s Cum Sheets
“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” Of course, when he says this, I think he’s talking about his beloved… Read more Daddy’s Cum Sheets
The Botched Titty from New York City
It was apparently unfathomable to Dr. Mayor (pronounced My-or) that someone could actually live in New York. Which is perhaps why she… Read more The Botched Titty from New York City
A Slap on the Back
Father had the tendency to show his love violently. That didn’t mean he struck us or anything like that. Not… Read more A Slap on the Back
Pain au Chocolat Paucity
From the outset, there was a strange aura about the garden that day. Not that the Tuileries, constantly teeming with… Read more Pain au Chocolat Paucity
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