I had loved her, sure. Would probably always–even for as much as I now rather despised her, being able to… Read more The View of the Duchess From the Cat & Fiddle Pub
The Algerian at the Museum
He had a penchant for Italian girls. All Algerians do. Perhaps it is the antithetical nature of Catholicism to Islam.… Read more The Algerian at the Museum
Vous êtes une classe de belle
“Vous êtes une classe de belle,” he hisses like a snake as he slithers toward her. He assumes she doesn’t… Read more Vous êtes une classe de belle
A Forgotten Haring
One never knows when they might find a prized work of art amid the ruins of New York City. Where… Read more A Forgotten Haring
Flat Broke and Dressed All in Black on the Côte d’Azur
When you’re an acolyte of Oscar Wilde’s form of aestheticism, it’s never easy to abide by one’s “actual” finances. In… Read more Flat Broke and Dressed All in Black on the Côte d’Azur
Oignon Soup Time Suck
I am lured in once again to the inane task of helping you with something, knowing every time that it… Read more Oignon Soup Time Suck
Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
In the present season, this Spring 2018, it’s been said that proms are cheaper than ever. This proclamation comes as… Read more Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
Drink poisoning has been having something of a moment ever since Black Mirror offered up that final episode of season… Read more The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
No Waffles for the Weary
“Hey, you know there’s no God, right?” I overhear a junior high age, pasty white child say to one of… Read more No Waffles for the Weary
Millennial Cult Leader
It can’t be something necessarily intended. Wielding control over a massive sect of people. It has to come about naturally… Read more Millennial Cult Leader
