It is not “done” anymore. Heroin, that is. It no longer holds the glitz and the glamor of a more… Read more I’m Aching to See My Heroine
I Am Excellent
“I am excellent,” he insisted to himself and no one in particular as he gazed in the mirror each morning.… Read more I Am Excellent
Grandmother Extinction
My grandma did not always have big tits. They came later on in life, when she let herself go. Women… Read more Grandmother Extinction
Wandering This Planet Like the Mobro 4000
Julia Sullivan (Drew Barrymore) may have confessed to Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler) in The Wedding Singer, “I feel like I’m… Read more Wandering This Planet Like the Mobro 4000
In Palm Springs In Astoria
There’s something about the California episodes of I Love Lucy that really appeal to the homo male’s mind. It’s possibly… Read more In Palm Springs In Astoria
Rest Home Odors
It wasn’t a proper place for a sixteen-year-old to be, let alone work. But jobs were limited in the small… Read more Rest Home Odors
The War Between Sobers & Dipsomaniacs
When a sober pays it forward to a drunk, two trajectories can occur. The sober is either saving the drunk… Read more The War Between Sobers & Dipsomaniacs
The Woman Accused of Nymphomania
In America, it has always been a crime to be sexual. Michael Jackson might not have even gotten away with… Read more The Woman Accused of Nymphomania
If You Love Something, Squeeze it More Tightly Than Lennie Would
If you love something, absolutely do not set it free. That shit ain’t comin’ back. It’s about to be gone… Read more If You Love Something, Squeeze it More Tightly Than Lennie Would
A Roach Experience Unlike Clarice Lispector’s
Clarice Lispector. Perhaps the only person in history who could ever make a cockroach empathetic. Or at least try. In… Read more A Roach Experience Unlike Clarice Lispector’s
