Consume or die. Otherwise, just die without the “glory” of having consumed. Of having sampled some semblance of the ersatz… Read more A Cursory Re-entry Into the World Confirms It Still Just Wants You to Consume
Cabeza Queen
L.A. is burning again. The fire seems to be cascading down from the hills as though God just got a… Read more Cabeza Queen
I Farted
I Farted. It’s something I need you to know. I want you to fathom how hard it was for me… Read more I Farted
Kalsarikänni Just Translates to 2020 Now
Maybe the “tastemakers” that be (for some reason comprised of people that work for what’s left of Vogue) ought to… Read more Kalsarikänni Just Translates to 2020 Now
Collective Martyrdom
Marie-Eugénie, who was named after Marie-Eugénie de Jésus, and simply went by Marie so as to not overly play up… Read more Collective Martyrdom
Wendy’s As A Soup Kitchen
“We thought it would be nice… at the time.” Offering a new “edition” of the classic chicken sandwich through November… Read more Wendy’s As A Soup Kitchen
Coney (Island) Barrett
Of course, she had never done anything like this. It was completely against her nature to be spontaneous, let alone… Read more Coney (Island) Barrett
The Lucky Ones
She envied the people that went truly insane. The ones who finally snapped because the pressure of functioning in this… Read more The Lucky Ones
Seth Plate
The sound of the crash could be heard throughout the galaxy. At least, as far as he was concerned. In… Read more Seth Plate
That Which Is Permanent Can Always Be Rendered Temporary
“It is important for you–if you want to become an Italian citizen–to learn the language. We came to the U.K.… Read more That Which Is Permanent Can Always Be Rendered Temporary
