America isn’t much to look at (not since the commercial developers got their hands on it), but what it lacks… Read more America Is A Hamburger

America isn’t much to look at (not since the commercial developers got their hands on it), but what it lacks… Read more America Is A Hamburger
It was unfathomable to think that anyone’s sense of loyalty to “Americana” could still be this strong. This…cartoonishly devoted. And… Read more Barbequing in a Fire
I don’t believe Benjamin, not at first. After all, someone named Benjamin isn’t all that trustworthy. I don’t care how… Read more Hell, USA
I Farted. It’s something I need you to know. I want you to fathom how hard it was for me… Read more I Farted
While there are countless reasons to despise Americans, whether for their obsession with all that is hollow or their proud… Read more The Real Reason Americans Were Banned From Europe
There is this myth of California, one that can’t seem to be shattered even by those who have lived here… Read more California, All Strip Malls and Loneliness