They all came. Reluctantly, of course. Family members (estranged or otherwise), “loyal” subjects and even a few resentful ghosts. It… Read more Coronation Shitshow
Tag: Britain
The Queen’s Coffin
When you are dead weight in life, perhaps it’s only to be expected that you should be even more so… Read more The Queen’s Coffin
That Which Is Permanent Can Always Be Rendered Temporary
“It is important for you–if you want to become an Italian citizen–to learn the language. We came to the U.K.… Read more That Which Is Permanent Can Always Be Rendered Temporary
Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
With the path of the virus blowing in the breeze as whimsically as Mary Poppins herself in the East wind… Read more Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
Damn You, Darwin!
His body was like a giant crepe mound that had folded into itself. His breath like an unwashed crotch. But… Read more Damn You, Darwin!
A Toe Dipped in Poole
Like everything else, Poole was a once great epicenter for middle of the road folk to relax–in addition to being… Read more A Toe Dipped in Poole
Etch a Postcard: “How Dearly I Wish I Was Not Here”
Like a scene out of Lynch with its wholesome aura giving way to a more sinister subtext, a man sings… Read more Etch a Postcard: “How Dearly I Wish I Was Not Here”
The Girl Who Couldn’t Give Her Citizenship Away
Imogen couldn’t remember when her fetish for British men first began. She supposed it might have started, like all obsessions,… Read more The Girl Who Couldn’t Give Her Citizenship Away
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