Lately, I’ve been having a recurring dream. It always involves water and the Big Blue Bus. More specifically, being submerged… Read more Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
Tag: California
The Premieres Are Canceled
A fire breaks out. At first, it seems normal, garden-variety. For L.A., anyway. Oh well, another fire, big deal. Life… Read more The Premieres Are Canceled
Palisadian Post(-Apocalypse)
All of Los Angeles is filled with irony, but some neighborhoods have it more than others. Pacific Palisades is one… Read more Palisadian Post(-Apocalypse)
The Existential Dread Invoked By a Keychain
Maybe “normal” people can look at/come across a keychain without it sending their entire world into a tailspin. But Mackenzie… Read more The Existential Dread Invoked By a Keychain
The Blowing of A Second Chance
Looking back, it was silly. How easily she squandered her one chance at Hollywood. For everyone knows you only get… Read more The Blowing of A Second Chance
Quadruple Peaks
On Wednesdays, some people wear pink. Others gather around a table at a semi-dilapidated community center in Tomales to recall… Read more Quadruple Peaks
Cher Horowitz in the Summer
Sweating is so plebeian. I mean, ugh…as if! As if I would allow myself to sweat in public. I used… Read more Cher Horowitz in the Summer
There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation
While Hawaii, to many, feels like an exotic, far-removed location that it takes a lot of coin to arrive at,… Read more There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation
Mojave Desert Melee
I didn’t want to have to get violent. Despite what people say about me, I’m actually a very peaceful person.… Read more Mojave Desert Melee
Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
Of all the things from that period in her life, making mortadella and mustard sandwiches almost every morning would be… Read more Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
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