When Jerry decided to move to Santa Fe with Nancy, it wasn’t something he took lightly. After all, he had… Read more Santa Fe Ending
When Jerry decided to move to Santa Fe with Nancy, it wasn’t something he took lightly. After all, he had… Read more Santa Fe Ending
At the screenwriting seminar, me and this guy, Chris, are the only ones in the entire room who seem unable… Read more At the Screenwriting Seminar
Lately, I’ve been having a recurring dream. It always involves water and the Big Blue Bus. More specifically, being submerged… Read more Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
A fire breaks out. At first, it seems normal, garden-variety. For L.A., anyway. Oh well, another fire, big deal. Life… Read more The Premieres Are Canceled
All of Los Angeles is filled with irony, but some neighborhoods have it more than others. Pacific Palisades is one… Read more Palisadian Post(-Apocalypse)
Maybe “normal” people can look at/come across a keychain without it sending their entire world into a tailspin. But Mackenzie… Read more The Existential Dread Invoked By a Keychain
Looking back, it was silly. How easily she squandered her one chance at Hollywood. For everyone knows you only get… Read more The Blowing of A Second Chance
On Wednesdays, some people wear pink. Others gather around a table at a semi-dilapidated community center in Tomales to recall… Read more Quadruple Peaks
Sweating is so plebeian. I mean, ugh…as if! As if I would allow myself to sweat in public. I used… Read more Cher Horowitz in the Summer
While Hawaii, to many, feels like an exotic, far-removed location that it takes a lot of coin to arrive at,… Read more There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation