She had positioned herself as one of the die-hards. Not a poseur like all the other transplants that flocked to… Read more The Little Bitch Who Fled CA When The Going Got Tough, Or: Oh, How Can I Become A Star If They Can’t See Me Through the Smoke?
Tag: California
Taking Leave of One’s Senses
If you had asked him, he wouldn’t have been able to give you a viable reason for why he had… Read more Taking Leave of One’s Senses
The Cougher in the Cortile
This bitch–no, this cougher, she’s not even multi-dimensional enough to be called a bitch–keeps hacking in the cortile. Cortile (cor-tee-leh,… Read more The Cougher in the Cortile
…And All That Was Unveiled At the Gender Reveal Party Was That Only Stupid People Are Breeding
California, already, does not have a grand reputation for being filled with an intelligent population. Sure, they get occasionally ogled… Read more …And All That Was Unveiled At the Gender Reveal Party Was That Only Stupid People Are Breeding
Too Ahead of the Trend For One’s Own Good
For the years from 2009 to 2019, he was a devoted mask wearer. He had lived in San Diego all… Read more Too Ahead of the Trend For One’s Own Good
As You Burn For California, It, In Turn, Burns For You
As you burn for California, it, in turn, burns for you. You have wanted to be a part of it… Read more As You Burn For California, It, In Turn, Burns For You
The Vista Fountains
At the Vista Fountains, we are all bonded by our lack of a bond. The unspoken rule is look at… Read more The Vista Fountains
Silhouettes From the Dining Experience of Yore
“Are you sure this isn’t, like, too weird? I know it’s ‘normal’ weird for the times, but is it maybe… Read more Silhouettes From the Dining Experience of Yore
He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
Even though the circumstances that led him back here were technically extraordinary, he still felt like, well, a loser. In… Read more He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
Telling Angelenos to Self-Isolate Feels Repetitive, For They’ve Already Been Living in the Future For A Long Time
It was the infamously maudlin line from the since panned after being praised (in the vein of Green Book) 2004… Read more Telling Angelenos to Self-Isolate Feels Repetitive, For They’ve Already Been Living in the Future For A Long Time
