Looking back, it was silly. How easily she squandered her one chance at Hollywood. For everyone knows you only get… Read more The Blowing of A Second Chance
Tag: California
Quadruple Peaks
On Wednesdays, some people wear pink. Others gather around a table at a semi-dilapidated community center in Tomales to recall… Read more Quadruple Peaks
Cher Horowitz in the Summer
Sweating is so plebeian. I mean, ugh…as if! As if I would allow myself to sweat in public. I used… Read more Cher Horowitz in the Summer
There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation
While Hawaii, to many, feels like an exotic, far-removed location that it takes a lot of coin to arrive at,… Read more There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation
Mojave Desert Melee
I didn’t want to have to get violent. Despite what people say about me, I’m actually a very peaceful person.… Read more Mojave Desert Melee
Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
Of all the things from that period in her life, making mortadella and mustard sandwiches almost every morning would be… Read more Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
The Trans Docent at the Victorian Museum
Perhaps, on principle, they shouldn’t have worked there. Should have put their foot down about supporting an institution that showcased… Read more The Trans Docent at the Victorian Museum
Will Hurricane Warning Keep Stars From Arriving at the Grammys?
More than anything else, the local newscasters seemed concerned with whether or not the ceremony would be affected. Because, if… Read more Will Hurricane Warning Keep Stars From Arriving at the Grammys?
I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
Ever come across one of those people who just won’t throw you a goddamn bone on the conversation front? You’re… Read more I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit
It’s not easy to be an Italian. Not in general and especially not when commingling with other non-Italians. The ones… Read more The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit
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