Mojave Desert Melee

I didn’t want to have to get violent. Despite what people say about me, I’m actually a very peaceful person.… Read more Mojave Desert Melee

Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich

Of all the things from that period in her life, making mortadella and mustard sandwiches almost every morning would be… Read more Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich

Perhaps, on principle, they shouldn’t have worked there. Should have put their foot down about supporting an institution that showcased… Read more The Trans Docent at the Victorian Museum

More than anything else, the local newscasters seemed concerned with whether or not the ceremony would be affected. Because, if… Read more Will Hurricane Warning Keep Stars From Arriving at the Grammys?

Ever come across one of those people who just won’t throw you a goddamn bone on the conversation front? You’re… Read more I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You

It’s not easy to be an Italian. Not in general and especially not when commingling with other non-Italians. The ones… Read more The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit

At an undisclosed location in Sonoma, a woman is trying to enjoy herself at the closest thing there is to… Read more Incident Report: Bee Sting

And you will ask yourself: have I always been in this Target? Was I born here? Did I ever know… Read more You Have Always Lived in This Target

In more “golden days” of coffee shop-frequenting, there was no need to worry over the theft of such valuable possessions… Read more Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen

As one would expect of a man who brought nothing to the proverbial table in general, it was no surprise… Read more The Man Who Brought Nothing to the Picnic

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