There’s something about feeling fat already that only motivates you to eat all the more. Because fuck it, right? You’ve… Read more Gradually, Then Suddenly: A Weight Gain Story
Tag: California
The Transmogrification of Helena Briars
There is something traitorous about the people you’re close to getting older. Shifting their shape before your very eyes—gradually, then… Read more The Transmogrification of Helena Briars
“Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
An ominous knockoff of Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Dani California” starts to play over the speakers of the café. I’m… Read more “Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
Parlaying Hot Embarrassment Into Hot Chocolate
The hot chocolate mix you gave me ran out today, and it sent me into a pile of tears. It’s… Read more Parlaying Hot Embarrassment Into Hot Chocolate
Santa Fe Ending
When Jerry decided to move to Santa Fe with Nancy, it wasn’t something he took lightly. After all, he had… Read more Santa Fe Ending
At the Screenwriting Seminar
At the screenwriting seminar, me and this guy, Chris, are the only ones in the entire room who seem unable… Read more At the Screenwriting Seminar
Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
Lately, I’ve been having a recurring dream. It always involves water and the Big Blue Bus. More specifically, being submerged… Read more Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
The Premieres Are Canceled
A fire breaks out. At first, it seems normal, garden-variety. For L.A., anyway. Oh well, another fire, big deal. Life… Read more The Premieres Are Canceled
Palisadian Post(-Apocalypse)
All of Los Angeles is filled with irony, but some neighborhoods have it more than others. Pacific Palisades is one… Read more Palisadian Post(-Apocalypse)
The Existential Dread Invoked By a Keychain
Maybe “normal” people can look at/come across a keychain without it sending their entire world into a tailspin. But Mackenzie… Read more The Existential Dread Invoked By a Keychain
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