It’s not easy to be an Italian. Not in general and especially not when commingling with other non-Italians. The ones… Read more The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit
Tag: California
Incident Report: Bee Sting
At an undisclosed location in Sonoma, a woman is trying to enjoy herself at the closest thing there is to… Read more Incident Report: Bee Sting
You Have Always Lived in This Target
And you will ask yourself: have I always been in this Target? Was I born here? Did I ever know… Read more You Have Always Lived in This Target
Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen
In more “golden days” of coffee shop-frequenting, there was no need to worry over the theft of such valuable possessions… Read more Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen
The Man Who Brought Nothing to the Picnic
As one would expect of a man who brought nothing to the proverbial table in general, it was no surprise… Read more The Man Who Brought Nothing to the Picnic
Billie Eilish in New York
Like Marilyn Monroe or Eve Babitz, Billie Eilish seems decidedly “out of context” whenever she’s not in L.A. That feels… Read more Billie Eilish in New York
Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?
It struck Amalia as odd, of course. To see a slew of emails “celebrating” Earth Day by offering various discounts… Read more Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?
Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
If there was one thing Annette Montebello couldn’t live without, it was her arsenal of wigs. She had built the… Read more Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
People Sitting in Parked Cars in Suburbia
It happens all the time in suburbia. You’re walking down the street—almost always devoid of any sign of life—assuming you’re… Read more People Sitting in Parked Cars in Suburbia
Whorefrost
Hoarfrost is unique. A crystalline deposit of mystique. Forming amid the stark calm after a snowstorm. Typically on vegetation, fences… Read more Whorefrost
