Women have a gift. They’re all born with it naturally. It’s just a matter of whether or not they choose… Read more That Unique & Undercutting Manner
Women have a gift. They’re all born with it naturally. It’s just a matter of whether or not they choose… Read more That Unique & Undercutting Manner
There’s nothing Lily Mortenson loathed more than sobriety. Except, of course, Valentine’s Day, a “holiday” that made the notion of… Read more Valentine’s Day Candy
“Better to have the story than the person,” Cameron “consoles” me, and I kind of want to punch him in the… Read more Better To Have the Story Than The Person
Even my (imaginary) therapist, Dr. Redondo, can’t tell me what I want to hear. Can’t cater to my every whim.… Read more My (Imaginary) Therapist, Dr. Redondo
Knowing me is dangerous, I’ve been told. It puts your life at risk. Well, my version of your life, anyway,… Read more Knowing Me Is Dangerous
“What better way to honor the weirdly wonderful and cosmically kitsch nature of Halloween from abroad than to go to… Read more Musée des Arts Forains, October 31, 2015
Somehow, Victorians got the reputation for being, well, very Victorian. That is to say, obviously, puritanical. But if you’ve ever… Read more Candle Dildo: A Victorian Story
Anything can become morbid if you’re fascinated enough by it, Antonia Madrina learned after enough time spent obsessing over the… Read more Your Morbid Fascinations
Joe had to get away for awhile. In one sense, he was very confused about life. In another, he knew… Read more Joe in Japan
I was reluctant to go to the Women’s March. It’s not that I didn’t want to support the cause or… Read more Pussy Grabbed Back Hard Enough to Make Me Her Boyfriend