His body was like a giant crepe mound that had folded into itself. His breath like an unwashed crotch. But… Read more Damn You, Darwin!
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Every Dog Has His Mental Flay
A dog knows not the distinction between excuses for one’s absences or “brief pauses” outside of the house. All they… Read more Every Dog Has His Mental Flay
Abraded
She had never believed in karma until the day she ran into him once more. Years had passed and she… Read more Abraded
Hortensio
He had amped her up for weeks about the engagement. At last, he had gotten them on the guest list… Read more Hortensio
The Birth of Elle Coño
She felt at her most comfortable in hotels. The dingier and more dilapidated, the better. It was all a means… Read more The Birth of Elle Coño
Two Earrings Are Better Than One
She had agreed to it not because, as most other women in the buurt, she was attracted to him. But… Read more Two Earrings Are Better Than One
John and Jane Doe: An Amnesiac Love Story
Jane arrived before John. She was found beneath an underpass along the West Side Highway. As Dr. Dinero tended to… Read more John and Jane Doe: An Amnesiac Love Story
Barbiturate Barbie
Pills to wake and pills to sleep, she thought, languidly laughing to herself. She reckoned it was out loud, that… Read more Barbiturate Barbie
Fashion Snails
They seemed to appear out of nowhere, like snails after the rain. You never saw anyone so manicured–so sophisticated–during the… Read more Fashion Snails
Polaroid Junkie Prophecies
Madonna does not talk to people. Or, more to the point, common people. It’s not her need, nor her want.… Read more Polaroid Junkie Prophecies
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