Another pair of Kennedys were delivered to the gods this year. It had been too long since the last time.… Read more The Kennedy Sacrifice
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The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
The celebrities were growing increasingly depressed. And, of course, their depression far outweighed that of the average “non-person.” These were… Read more The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
Jesus Is No Longer Interested
Jesus was genuinely considering returning a second time this year for Easter. As in, on a semi-permanent basis. Had big… Read more Jesus Is No Longer Interested
Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
With the path of the virus blowing in the breeze as whimsically as Mary Poppins herself in the East wind… Read more Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
The Video Gamer in Quarantine
The video gamer in quarantine is not any different from the video gamer in “average” day-to-day life. Like the misanthrope,… Read more The Video Gamer in Quarantine
The Companion
She was elated, of course, to have some company during the quarantine. Unlike the few other friends and acquaintances she… Read more The Companion
Hominid Holiday
In the year 2020, the animals reemerged, discovering a new world unlike any they had known since the days before… Read more Hominid Holiday
A Message to the Aristocrat: Don’t Wear Hermès or Chanel, Unless It’s Their Hand Sanitizer
The rich could still afford to buy their favorite luxury brands if they wanted to, of course. But it wasn’t… Read more A Message to the Aristocrat: Don’t Wear Hermès or Chanel, Unless It’s Their Hand Sanitizer
Telling Angelenos to Self-Isolate Feels Repetitive, For They’ve Already Been Living in the Future For A Long Time
It was the infamously maudlin line from the since panned after being praised (in the vein of Green Book) 2004… Read more Telling Angelenos to Self-Isolate Feels Repetitive, For They’ve Already Been Living in the Future For A Long Time
Some People Are Pandemic Shopping and Others Are Breaking Down the Veneer of Societal “Politesse”
The divide between rich and poor was always palpable, of course–try as American capitalists might to ignore it. It was… Read more Some People Are Pandemic Shopping and Others Are Breaking Down the Veneer of Societal “Politesse”
