“We’d like to urge you to please do as we say. We have no desire to use violence, but we… Read more The Millennial Terrorists
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The Pratfalls of Erudition in Perdition
Erica was finding it strange–Twilight Zone surreal–to be back in America. Having returned to square away certain matters regarding an… Read more The Pratfalls of Erudition in Perdition
We’ve Been Here Before
This time, this place, this “unprecedentedness.” It was all so familiar to Morton. As though he had felt it–experienced it–before.… Read more We’ve Been Here Before
The Attractive Poet
Poetry, contrary to popular belief, does not speak to one’s soul. For it does not make much money. Not just… Read more The Attractive Poet
The Moldable Heart
From the moment of our birth, we are sentenced to die. There is nothing we can do in the in-between… Read more The Moldable Heart
Goldie Hawn’s Face in Snatched
It’s hard for me to get that iteration of her face out of my head, even now, almost three years… Read more Goldie Hawn’s Face in Snatched
Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
Dear Cardholder, As a New York Public Library cardholder, you already know that your library card is your key to… Read more Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
She had been ruminating on it for months now. Weighing all the pros and cons of remaining with Ray versus… Read more 20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
The Corybantic Courier
It was the time of year when, all at once, everyone had a message or package to deliver. Something of… Read more The Corybantic Courier
The Shief (Sheet Thief)
He wanted her to stay when she came back. Didn’t want her to get any funny ideas about running again.… Read more The Shief (Sheet Thief)
