Drink poisoning has been having something of a moment ever since Black Mirror offered up that final episode of season… Read more The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
Drink poisoning has been having something of a moment ever since Black Mirror offered up that final episode of season… Read more The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
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If you had asked me how my life would turn out in 1989, when I was in the prime of… Read more Phoenix Hotel
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Damn bitch, we’re doing this again? Can’t you fucking get laid correctly so I don’t have to goddamn rip myself… Read more Judgment & Turbulence: A Uterine Lining’s Tale
When one leaves a place, it’s always assumed she can return. That things will be if not at least exactly… Read more Dorothy Can’t Go Home Again