It wasn’t a coincidence that Miley had released her song almost exactly a month before Valentine’s Day. She knew how… Read more Last-Minute Flowers

It wasn’t a coincidence that Miley had released her song almost exactly a month before Valentine’s Day. She knew how… Read more Last-Minute Flowers
Most women know by now that straight men serve few viable purposes in their lives other than “pointing and clicking.”… Read more A Boyfriend Is For Taking Pictures
Men really don’t understand just how precisely women keep track of things. Particularly the things they love. In Desirée’s case,… Read more Alphonse and the Peanut Butter Gaslighting
She left him in January. Always the worst time to leave someone, despite many saying that the holidays are the… Read more O Christmas Tree, How Denuded Are Thy Branches
For years, I thought I had dreamed it. That it was nothing more than a bad nightmare. Something I had… Read more The Trauma of Seeing Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
The only thing worse than a skinny bitch is a skinny bitch who makes grandiose proclamations about being fat. Which… Read more Bone Bag
He was always going on about being a “functional adult.” As though it were something one could just “be.” Lilith… Read more Fucktioning Adult
Levi wasn’t the type who would have ever imagined himself to be in this sort of position. He was usually… Read more The Condom Vending Machine
“It’s been so nice not having you here,” Aurora wants to tell the latest one of Bennett’s guests to return… Read more Please, Don’t Come Again
The youths of this world will forever be maligned purely because of their youth. Those who have grown into adulthood… Read more “When I Was A Dumb Teenager”