It was an inherently violent holiday. Centered around a massacre not just of an indigenous people but of the creature… Read more The Sacrificial Dinner
Tag: relationships
The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
He couldn’t remember the last time he had sustained an erection for longer than forty-five seconds. And honestly, not much… Read more The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
Karlovy Lazne
Another person wakes up in the alley of a nightclub in Prague and it is a new dawn. Or day.… Read more Karlovy Lazne
From Oil to Boil
He had never been a masterful cook. Yet, as with all things in life, he tried. And tried, and tried.… Read more From Oil to Boil
Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Holly Golightly eats a Danish and is thin. Holly Golightly takes a shit and rose petals come out instead. There’s… Read more Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Abraded
She had never believed in karma until the day she ran into him once more. Years had passed and she… Read more Abraded
Hortensio
He had amped her up for weeks about the engagement. At last, he had gotten them on the guest list… Read more Hortensio
Another Relationship In the Can
“How could you have loved someone who thought movies were a waste of time?” he asked with genuine incredulity, fully… Read more Another Relationship In the Can
The Omelet That Never Was
I was sweet until you turned me sour. The type of girl who dutifully showed up to sparsely attended art… Read more The Omelet That Never Was
The Sun Has Gone Down and The Moon Has Gone Up and Long Ago Someone Left With Her Memory
He had wanted to watch Ladyhawke, that little loved 80s fantasy movie with Matthew Broderick and Michelle Pfeiffer in it.… Read more The Sun Has Gone Down and The Moon Has Gone Up and Long Ago Someone Left With Her Memory
