It wasn’t unusual for me to get looks from men, of course. I was no stranger to the wayward glance… Read more My Own Licorice Pizza

It wasn’t unusual for me to get looks from men, of course. I was no stranger to the wayward glance… Read more My Own Licorice Pizza
Like most Americans, Ben Ressen had no idea who France Gall was. Not until that rather dramatic day at the… Read more The (France) Gall
“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” Of course, when he says this, I think he’s talking about his beloved… Read more Daddy’s Cum Sheets
Beauty and the Beast taught children one true thing: every rose must die. Wilt away and lose all of its splendor.… Read more The Rose That Was Dead Inside
He had mentioned it casually to her. “In passing,” as she would describe it to a friend later. But she… Read more For the Record
Very few people had occasion to go to Giverny unless they were just tourists passing though for the day. Thus,… Read more Nobody at The Baudy
What they don’t tell you about the many “joys” of living with someone is that, invariably, one person will always… Read more Toilet Paper Wars
She decided to keep the Christmas tree up late this year, well into January. Even though it was a drain… Read more Miss Havisham’s Christmas Tree
Even after they make promises they can’t keep, and you foolishly believe them, you must never make them upset. Why… Read more Never Make Them Upset
Please. Delete my nudes. I gave them to you in what can probably now be viewed as a moment of… Read more Delete My Nudes