Even after they make promises they can’t keep, and you foolishly believe them, you must never make them upset. Why… Read more Never Make Them Upset
Tag: relationships
Delete My Nudes
Please. Delete my nudes. I gave them to you in what can probably now be viewed as a moment of… Read more Delete My Nudes
Massage Blackout
Nobody could ever really say what went on during Gil’s “signature” massages. Or if they could, they certainly never made… Read more Massage Blackout
COVID Mistletoe
Marissa found it odd that John should choose to very strategically position the mistletoe in a prominent part of the… Read more COVID Mistletoe
Memoirs of an Imperfect Highway, Or: Administrative Assistant III
It had been some time since I had a need to drive down this highway. I tried to avoid it… Read more Memoirs of an Imperfect Highway, Or: Administrative Assistant III
Harvest
Kristin Elkin, for as American as she was, did not believe in Thanksgiving. She was actually quite appalled by it.… Read more Harvest
Born to Be Verbally Abusive
In her youth, she was taken on a class trip to Chicago. There were many sights shown, but Maren could… Read more Born to Be Verbally Abusive
I’m Sorry, Tori
She really did work hard for the money. And should have done so for an additional cost considering all the… Read more I’m Sorry, Tori
Did You Ever Get Vaccinated?
Two friends, both alike in lack of dignity. Except that, well, one of them managed to accrue slightly more when… Read more Did You Ever Get Vaccinated?
L’Art, Quelle Stupide Pratique 
Fashion bitch, fashion bitch why are you here? Fashion bitch, fashion bitch you shouldn’t be near. This is a place… Read more L’Art, Quelle Stupide Pratique 
Literary Bitch 