As a house-sitter, Eleanor had stayed in her fair share of creepy homes. It went with the territory of her… Read more The Peeping Tom Who Wasn’t Really There (Or Was He?)

As a house-sitter, Eleanor had stayed in her fair share of creepy homes. It went with the territory of her… Read more The Peeping Tom Who Wasn’t Really There (Or Was He?)
The revolution was never over. It had just been dormant for a brief period, during the time when women thought… Read more Ne Jamais Forcer Une Femme à Être Mère
When you thought about it, it really didn’t make sense. Who were all these people still actually chewing gum? Do you know… Read more Gumshoe
He had mentioned it casually to her. “In passing,” as she would describe it to a friend later. But she… Read more For the Record
She decided to keep the Christmas tree up late this year, well into January. Even though it was a drain… Read more Miss Havisham’s Christmas Tree
Everything had to be controlled. Right down to the very last minutiae. It was what people had come to expect… Read more Bruise Control
“You know, what if I just keep asking my parents for Cary Grant biographies? Then, eventually, they’ll have to surmise… Read more The Pointed Request for Nothing But Cary Grant Biographies at Every Gift-Giving Occasion
They came down to San Francisco for a change in the monotony. To do something “festive.” It was November 27th,… Read more An Anniversary Celebration, Milk’d
She envied the people that went truly insane. The ones who finally snapped because the pressure of functioning in this… Read more The Lucky Ones
She had positioned herself as one of the die-hards. Not a poseur like all the other transplants that flocked to… Read more The Little Bitch Who Fled CA When The Going Got Tough, Or: Oh, How Can I Become A Star If They Can’t See Me Through the Smoke?