“Have you ever had cosmetic surgery before?” the doctor’s assistant, a well-coiffed blonde man in his mid-twenties with a freshly… Read more La Vie en Plastique
“Have you ever had cosmetic surgery before?” the doctor’s assistant, a well-coiffed blonde man in his mid-twenties with a freshly… Read more La Vie en Plastique
“What I don’t want, more than anything, is to become one of those people who is just ‘satisfied’ with the… Read more The Curse of Brooklyn Couples
They fucked once, didn’t that entitle her to something? A few more conversations, at least–even if they were utterly synthetic… Read more Sunflowers: A Stalker’s Story
It was innocent, at first. Isn’t it always before we delve into some not so vague incarnation of insanity? Dr.… Read more The Mole Hoarding Dermatologist
There is no more concrete cess pool than a hostel. When you’re young, you can’t see it through the film… Read more The Old Woman at the Hostel
If you had asked her, when she was, say, sixteen and just starting to develop the germinal idea of moving… Read more Shoe Salesgirl, Ermenegildo Zegna
I never showered more than every two days before “finagling” a significant other. When he dumped me, I returned to… Read more Americans and Their Fucking Showers
I bought a microwave once. Was naively and falsely confident in thinking that my relationship would last well beyond the… Read more Electromagnetic Waves
We’ve just gotten through another rough patch, you and I. It’s the end of February, and after a particularly bleak… Read more Do You Have to Let It Linger?
“You just like bitchy people. I like the crazy ones,” you declare to me at a time when we finally… Read more You Like Bitches, I Like Crazies