Luxury is a hard–almost impossible–thing to come by in the city of New York. In order to get it, one… Read more Decadence, Foiled
Hair White, Persona Aloof
She dreamed Andy Warhol was her boyfriend. He, of course, wouldn’t pay any attention to her, nor would he have… Read more Hair White, Persona Aloof
The Sexy Girl Who Always Tripped In Front Of Men, Thereby Nullifying Her Sexiness
If there was ever a better manifestation of how quickly a man’s illusions and fantasies about a particular woman can… Read more The Sexy Girl Who Always Tripped In Front Of Men, Thereby Nullifying Her Sexiness
Valerie Solanas, Calendar Girl
The question of his sexuality was already always a constant. From his voice to his carefully curated and manicured appearance… Read more Valerie Solanas, Calendar Girl
Stamp
He worked diligently to stamp out her love completely. To give her no sign, no encouragement that he could ever… Read more Stamp
Keep This Place Clean
The first time I cleaned an apartment for money, I started sobbing throughout the process. It wasn’t like I was… Read more Keep This Place Clean
And Still I Prefer to Shit in Public
Having roommates at a certain age in New York is a lot with having sex with someone you’ll never see… Read more And Still I Prefer to Shit in Public
Wisdom Teeth, Jamba Juice
What she liked most about her mother was that she wasn’t maternal. Not in the conventional “I’m slightly overweight and… Read more Wisdom Teeth, Jamba Juice
He Got the Better Cup of Coffee
I had taken to holing up inside of the apartment I was subletting in Edinburgh. The man who lived there… Read more He Got the Better Cup of Coffee
You Gave Me A Yeast Infection, Now How About a Job?
“Hey, so this is going to sound a little strange, but we had sex about seven years ago now when… Read more You Gave Me A Yeast Infection, Now How About a Job?
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