Like most people who had access to MTV in 1994, Zoe was subjected to seeing the Aerosmith video many times.… Read more A Low-Budget Version of the “Crazy” Video
How is it that there is no patch of land, no corner of the Earth where one can seem to… Read more Childhood Abandonment
An A/B Conversation With No B
At first, the woman sitting in front of the old man made it appear as though he could be talking… Read more An A/B Conversation With No B
The Queen of Rock and Roll Applies for Assisted Suicide
Maybe there had been some foresight on her part in moving to Switzerland. Home of all things “progressive” (in other… Read more The Queen of Rock and Roll Applies for Assisted Suicide
An Irreversible Injury
He had no memory of even doing it at all. He supposed that just went to show how tired he… Read more An Irreversible Injury
Within anyone’s refrigerator is contained an entire universe. A whole world where things go on that no one on “the… Read more Forgotten Strawberries
They all came. Reluctantly, of course. Family members (estranged or otherwise), “loyal” subjects and even a few resentful ghosts. It… Read more Coronation Shitshow
Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
It wasn’t as though anyone plans for such things. After all, a man should be able to do whatever he… Read more Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
The Funeral Transporter
Was it her first job choice? Of course not. Who wanted to transport dead bodies all day? Ferrying them from… Read more The Funeral Transporter
Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?
It struck Amalia as odd, of course. To see a slew of emails “celebrating” Earth Day by offering various discounts… Read more Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?