It is depressing enough to allow yourself the indulgence of piling on food items from the buffet at the Lower… Read more Dining Alone at Whole Foods
It is depressing enough to allow yourself the indulgence of piling on food items from the buffet at the Lower… Read more Dining Alone at Whole Foods
Even a socialite gets prone to base desires. Base desires that consist of an unbridled need for In-n-Out. At the… Read more Socialite Goes on Joy Ride to In-n-Out
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You’re going to be fine, you say, classy as fuck, you dare to venture. You’re not going to let the… Read more Bugle Binge
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You tried to tiptoe around the subject for as long as you could, prolonging our small talk to an art… Read more The Replacement