Miss Cleo was not born Miss Cleo. A personality like that is made. A rose by any other name, this… Read more A Trail of Debts and Broken Promises
Miss Cleo was not born Miss Cleo. A personality like that is made. A rose by any other name, this… Read more A Trail of Debts and Broken Promises
I’ve never been one for “self-care.” It’s generally the sort of thing reserved for those with a higher esteem for… Read more The Rash and the Pharmacist
Nathan had always been slightly averse to the much talked about, much famed Nathan’s Hot Dogs that greeted the mass… Read more Aftertaste (Brunch at Nathan’s)
I remember so clearly the last time I saw his face. He had run out of the courtyard to catch… Read more The Back of the Van
Lately, it seems as though there are more female Uber drivers. They’re all I get these days, which isn’t a… Read more Confession to A Female Uber Driver
A woman of dubious character and age riding a Citibike passes me by while somehow blasting Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” from… Read more Flaccid Fireworks
You can look up a number of past life regression services in New York. A surprising niche exists to cater to… Read more Past Life Regression
There was a time I truly believed Europe was a magical place filled with the mystique of people who knew… Read more L’Europe, Le Trash
Once upon a time, I was domestic. I lived in contented bliss with a boy who was not yet a… Read more The Pains of Getting Fresh Direct Emails
It is possible that the anesthesiologist is more mentally diabolical than even the worst kind of doctor (some argue neurosurgeon).… Read more The Anesthesiologist