He had amped her up for weeks about the engagement. At last, he had gotten them on the guest list… Read more Hortensio
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The Birth of Elle Coño
She felt at her most comfortable in hotels. The dingier and more dilapidated, the better. It was all a means… Read more The Birth of Elle Coño
Two Earrings Are Better Than One
She had agreed to it not because, as most other women in the buurt, she was attracted to him. But… Read more Two Earrings Are Better Than One
John and Jane Doe: An Amnesiac Love Story
Jane arrived before John. She was found beneath an underpass along the West Side Highway. As Dr. Dinero tended to… Read more John and Jane Doe: An Amnesiac Love Story
Barbiturate Barbie
Pills to wake and pills to sleep, she thought, languidly laughing to herself. She reckoned it was out loud, that… Read more Barbiturate Barbie
Fashion Snails
They seemed to appear out of nowhere, like snails after the rain. You never saw anyone so manicured–so sophisticated–during the… Read more Fashion Snails
Polaroid Junkie Prophecies
Madonna does not talk to people. Or, more to the point, common people. It’s not her need, nor her want.… Read more Polaroid Junkie Prophecies
Another Relationship In the Can
“How could you have loved someone who thought movies were a waste of time?” he asked with genuine incredulity, fully… Read more Another Relationship In the Can
Warholian Voyeurism Infiltrates the Laundromat
Andy Warhol peered out at her from another man’s t-shirt as she folded her own laundry. Andy Warhol must remain… Read more Warholian Voyeurism Infiltrates the Laundromat
Semitic Symbols in Dreamland
She kept dreaming of people from her past. People who were specifically Jewish. When she looked up a phrase like,… Read more Semitic Symbols in Dreamland
