They swarm the Louvre in droves. Attack the British Museum with their ignorance. Bombard the Vatican Museums with their selfie… Read more Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody

They swarm the Louvre in droves. Attack the British Museum with their ignorance. Bombard the Vatican Museums with their selfie… Read more Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
Matty the Horse could be Matty the Gay Horse if the price was right. That is to say, despite being… Read more Peppermint Ain’t So Sweet
It was an inherently violent holiday. Centered around a massacre not just of an indigenous people but of the creature… Read more The Sacrificial Dinner
Of course, any island with a history that began with attracting nude sunbathers when no development occurred from the company… Read more Marilyn Monroe Reads Ulysses on Fire Island
One a.m. in Paris on a Monday at a gay bar called “Open” Cafe. Open, indeed. To Leonard and the… Read more Rainbow of Revenge
He couldn’t remember the last time he had sustained an erection for longer than forty-five seconds. And honestly, not much… Read more The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
Moth to a flame, guess I can’t stop returning to the places from whence we came. As though every city… Read more Quietus Theater
Another person wakes up in the alley of a nightclub in Prague and it is a new dawn. Or day.… Read more Karlovy Lazne
“I got some credit in the straight world I lost a leg, I lost an eye Go for credit in… Read more The Tear (Gas) of a Clown
What could be lovelier than a jaunt through the Tuileries Garden? Filled with its barrage of tourists–primarily Asian (not that… Read more Mood: A Half-Dismantled Ferris Wheel in the Tuileries Garden