There exist many types of men, and yet, ultimately just one: the kind who leaves. But within that category are,… Read more Hope You Find Comfort In Your Art, He Said, Hope You Find Comfort in Being A Sociopath, She Returned
Tag: literary bitch
Romance Scams
People asked her what she was planning for Valentine’s Day, as though she didn’t indulge herself every single day like… Read more Romance Scams
The Quondam Condom User
“I used to use them,” he says sheepishly as a means of justification, further digging his grave of insensitivity by… Read more The Quondam Condom User
I’m Not Hair
“You mean when I see you after, you’ll be like a totally different person?” Cameron asked with almost vexing incredulity.… Read more I’m Not Hair
Fairway Worker on Super Bowl Weekend
“What’s a…a…a…pep…or…ohn…see…nee?” At long last, this dumb bitch gets her words out. And she is, most definitely, a dumb bitch.… Read more Fairway Worker on Super Bowl Weekend
Polak Persuasion
“Are you a Polish person?” she finally asks point blank, breaking the ice after his judgmental stare at her borscht… Read more Polak Persuasion
Spanx on a Pregnant Woman
Spanx on a pregnant woman. Like a crop top on an old person. It just doesn’t work, highlights a certain… Read more Spanx on a Pregnant Woman
Don’t Meet Me in the Bathroom
She couldn’t say when or where it began. Was it high school? When she first started going to a lot… Read more Don’t Meet Me in the Bathroom
Caravaggio’s Last Stand
You cut me out of my dress one morning in the only gesture ever made to indicate you might be… Read more Caravaggio’s Last Stand
All the Money in the World…Still Makes a Single Woman a Prostitute
Anne-Marie was perhaps a fool for thinking that just because you are of a certain descent, you ought to get… Read more All the Money in the World…Still Makes a Single Woman a Prostitute
