It’s hard for me to get that iteration of her face out of my head, even now, almost three years… Read more Goldie Hawn’s Face in Snatched
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Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
Dear Cardholder, As a New York Public Library cardholder, you already know that your library card is your key to… Read more Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
She had been ruminating on it for months now. Weighing all the pros and cons of remaining with Ray versus… Read more 20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
The Corybantic Courier
It was the time of year when, all at once, everyone had a message or package to deliver. Something of… Read more The Corybantic Courier
The Shief (Sheet Thief)
He wanted her to stay when she came back. Didn’t want her to get any funny ideas about running again.… Read more The Shief (Sheet Thief)
Papa, Pigalle
In the beginning, he felt strangely about it. Picking up his daughter in the late morning, taking her around town… Read more Papa, Pigalle
The Obsolescence of Santa: Now Available in a Chair Near You
Andy had seen the change coming for the past decade. The kids were more and more weary about sitting on… Read more The Obsolescence of Santa: Now Available in a Chair Near You
A Familiar Prison
You could always tell who was coming over for dinner by what type of plates she set on the table.… Read more A Familiar Prison
A Real Jewish James Dean
Being Jewish in Los Angeles in the 50s made one stick out like a matzo ball in soup. It was… Read more A Real Jewish James Dean
The Fat Innkeeper
She probably became obsessed with sex right around the time her father told her never to have it. The subject… Read more The Fat Innkeeper
