Even my (imaginary) therapist, Dr. Redondo, can’t tell me what I want to hear. Can’t cater to my every whim.… Read more My (Imaginary) Therapist, Dr. Redondo
Even my (imaginary) therapist, Dr. Redondo, can’t tell me what I want to hear. Can’t cater to my every whim.… Read more My (Imaginary) Therapist, Dr. Redondo
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It’s long been speculated that Ryan Gosling is a divine being, created by and from something more celestial than God. More… Read more The Assassination of Eva Mendes/A Good Man Is Hard to Find
It’s something that happens to me constantly. Being on the outside looking in. Feeling like a ghost among the people… Read more Sorry I’m A Cipher
Like Christ and his apostles, so too, did Zodiac have his twelve disciples. They were called Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer,… Read more Zodiac in Buffetland