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A Familiar Prison
You could always tell who was coming over for dinner by what type of plates she set on the table.… Read more A Familiar Prison
A Real Jewish James Dean
Being Jewish in Los Angeles in the 50s made one stick out like a matzo ball in soup. It was… Read more A Real Jewish James Dean
The Fat Innkeeper
She probably became obsessed with sex right around the time her father told her never to have it. The subject… Read more The Fat Innkeeper
Aeolus, Head Giver Extraordinaire
Of course Aeolus knew how to give fantastic head. With a mouth like that, always blowing so hard for so… Read more Aeolus, Head Giver Extraordinaire
The Proletariat Sleeps Till Noon
The proletariat sleeps till noon ‘cause fuck it, what else is she gonna do in this political climate? In this… Read more The Proletariat Sleeps Till Noon
The Woman With the Bruised Face
There was a time when her face was taut and tan. In the era of her youth from sixteen to… Read more The Woman With the Bruised Face
Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
They swarm the Louvre in droves. Attack the British Museum with their ignorance. Bombard the Vatican Museums with their selfie… Read more Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
Peppermint Ain’t So Sweet
Matty the Horse could be Matty the Gay Horse if the price was right. That is to say, despite being… Read more Peppermint Ain’t So Sweet
Writing A Novel Is Never Clean
She had been working on the manuscript for ages. It was part of the only reason she felt obliged to… Read more Writing A Novel Is Never Clean
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