She could scarcely process what she saw before her eyes as she flushed the toilet in the public bathroom to… Read more The Musicology of Scatology
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The Apparitional Experience, Or New York Redux
I’ve been told I’m like a ghost. Always disappearing and returning when one least expects it, with no true place… Read more The Apparitional Experience, Or New York Redux
Autofill A Heart
“How do you have so little nostalgia? How can you be so emotionless about the past?” she asks as he… Read more Autofill A Heart
Mastodon
Staring at the ceiling in the light of a bulb as dim as the former sparkle of my youth, I… Read more Mastodon
The Braggart
“Why are you talking about other guys you’ve been with when you’re with me now?” Jamie asked not so much… Read more The Braggart
Wandering This Planet Like the Mobro 4000
Julia Sullivan (Drew Barrymore) may have confessed to Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler) in The Wedding Singer, “I feel like I’m… Read more Wandering This Planet Like the Mobro 4000
In Palm Springs In Astoria
There’s something about the California episodes of I Love Lucy that really appeal to the homo male’s mind. It’s possibly… Read more In Palm Springs In Astoria
A Roach Experience Unlike Clarice Lispector’s
Clarice Lispector. Perhaps the only person in history who could ever make a cockroach empathetic. Or at least try. In… Read more A Roach Experience Unlike Clarice Lispector’s
The Ocean That Couldn’t Divide Interbred Cities
Everything about Paris has already been said. And even that’s a cliche. There is no thought, no feeling, no sexual… Read more The Ocean That Couldn’t Divide Interbred Cities
The Dominique Ansel Bakery: A Non-Survivor’s Half-Baked Entry
We weren’t the type of girls you would find at or near the Dominque Ansel Bakery. We were more the… Read more The Dominique Ansel Bakery: A Non-Survivor’s Half-Baked Entry
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