At least once a week around 7 p.m., I somehow come across the same overweight girl in my neighborhood, whether… Read more Even Food Can Disappoint You
Tag: NYC
The Ruins of Da Silvano
It’s literally every day that something meaningful–or at least meaningful to you–shutters in New York. The city wouldn’t be what… Read more The Ruins of Da Silvano
Bugle Binge
You’re going to be fine, you say, classy as fuck, you dare to venture. You’re not going to let the… Read more Bugle Binge
The Rash and the Pharmacist
I’ve never been one for “self-care.” It’s generally the sort of thing reserved for those with a higher esteem for… Read more The Rash and the Pharmacist
Confession to A Female Uber Driver
Lately, it seems as though there are more female Uber drivers. They’re all I get these days, which isn’t a… Read more Confession to A Female Uber Driver
Entering and Exiting K-Holes of Love
“Are you the type of person who always needs to be in love with someone?” When Ron posed the question… Read more Entering and Exiting K-Holes of Love
Comafornia®™
It was almost annoyingly fitting to take the California Car Service to JFK for my flight to Los Angeles. The… Read more Comafornia®™
Not Charles Bukowski’s Post Office
James Martur had just watched the “2016” episode of Broad City. He was a modern man and didn’t buy in to… Read more Not Charles Bukowski’s Post Office
The Clothes of Puerto Ricans
In spite of New York being a very impersonal place, one becomes unwantingly privy to many personal things in the… Read more The Clothes of Puerto Ricans
Literary Bitch 