It felt almost insulting rather than “honoring” to keep hearing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” playing at random public places… Read more Conditions That Eclipse an Eclipse
It felt almost insulting rather than “honoring” to keep hearing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” playing at random public places… Read more Conditions That Eclipse an Eclipse
It seemed that every time Rowena went into Monoprix, something scandalous and/or embarrassing happened. Whether it involved her being unaware… Read more Causing a Scene at Monoprix
In theory, both of them had given up long ago. On love, that is. For Irma, it was a result… Read more Two Ships Passing in the Day (For a Reason)
The Pop Star wanted gloves. They had always been a signature of hers, ever since she first began her career.… Read more Au Gantier
If there was ever a poster child for how working a shitty job could only make you mean-spirited, it was… Read more Bathroom Breach
Where there’s the smell of fries, however faint or overpowering, there’s sure to be at least one American nearby. And… Read more Amongst Themselves
Noelle had only considered it at this very moment, while eating her umpteenth croissant since moving to Paris. That consideration… Read more A City of Flakes
Although it was seasonally appropriate, French onion soup was hardly the food item at the top of their list. And… Read more Tepid French Onion Soup
It was one of those things where you could empathize with either side of the story, depending on the position… Read more Stepped On
They say it’s hard not to feel sorry for the current generation coming up under this regime. I say: they… Read more A Girl Stares at a Hair Care Ad Instead of a Cover Story About the Demise of Humanity