“I don’t know, I just can’t picture you in Paris,” she noted with her usual tinge of passive aggressiveness. That… Read more Picture This
Tag: Paris
Maison de Victor Hugo
You never particularly liked Victor Hugo. Thought he was too “grandiose” in his maudlinness. Though you had to admit there… Read more Maison de Victor Hugo
More Bombs Than A Bakery
Around the corner from the Folies Bergère, there is a bakery. Nothing special. Nothing profound or meaningful for its historical… Read more More Bombs Than A Bakery
The Glorified Airbnb Host
He had come to inhabit the apartment by, like all good things in life, luck and chance. The man who… Read more The Glorified Airbnb Host
King Falafel Palace
There is a corridor in Paris where the falafel flows freely. It exists in that strangely melancholic area near Le… Read more King Falafel Palace
The Crude With the Crudités
In France, specifically Paris, the French restaurants are even more prétentieux than they are in the U.S. Or, one supposes, than… Read more The Crude With the Crudités
Fleurs Jetées
There are flowers on the ground everywhere. In Paris. In all states of “aliveness,” in all colors. Kind of like… Read more Fleurs Jetées
Raphaël
Raphaël hasn’t been in Paris long. So he says. He just wants to make a few new friends, get a… Read more Raphaël
The Ocean That Couldn’t Divide Interbred Cities
Everything about Paris has already been said. And even that’s a cliche. There is no thought, no feeling, no sexual… Read more The Ocean That Couldn’t Divide Interbred Cities
You Like Bitches, I Like Crazies
“You just like bitchy people. I like the crazy ones,” you declare to me at a time when we finally… Read more You Like Bitches, I Like Crazies
