The street was desolate. Or at least devoid of age-appropriate people to Sandoval’s twenty-six years. He hadn’t realized that so… Read more La Fille en Néon
The street was desolate. Or at least devoid of age-appropriate people to Sandoval’s twenty-six years. He hadn’t realized that so… Read more La Fille en Néon
“It’s twins, look! You got twins.” Eve did so wish that Gabriel would stop referring to the binary-yolked egg he… Read more Gemini Huevo
“Why don’t you pluck your nose hair every once in a while?” her soon to be ex-boyfriend seethed at her… Read more The Nostril
When she was away (brief as those periods were), he could no longer suppress his urge. His near fetish for… Read more The Metamorphosis, Fart Edition
She had been ruminating on it for months now. Weighing all the pros and cons of remaining with Ray versus… Read more 20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
He wanted her to stay when she came back. Didn’t want her to get any funny ideas about running again.… Read more The Shief (Sheet Thief)
It was an inherently violent holiday. Centered around a massacre not just of an indigenous people but of the creature… Read more The Sacrificial Dinner
He couldn’t remember the last time he had sustained an erection for longer than forty-five seconds. And honestly, not much… Read more The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
Another person wakes up in the alley of a nightclub in Prague and it is a new dawn. Or day.… Read more Karlovy Lazne
He had never been a masterful cook. Yet, as with all things in life, he tried. And tried, and tried.… Read more From Oil to Boil