“Why don’t you pluck your nose hair every once in a while?” her soon to be ex-boyfriend seethed at her… Read more The Nostril
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The Metamorphosis, Fart Edition
When she was away (brief as those periods were), he could no longer suppress his urge. His near fetish for… Read more The Metamorphosis, Fart Edition
20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
She had been ruminating on it for months now. Weighing all the pros and cons of remaining with Ray versus… Read more 20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
The Shief (Sheet Thief)
He wanted her to stay when she came back. Didn’t want her to get any funny ideas about running again.… Read more The Shief (Sheet Thief)
The Sacrificial Dinner
It was an inherently violent holiday. Centered around a massacre not just of an indigenous people but of the creature… Read more The Sacrificial Dinner
The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
He couldn’t remember the last time he had sustained an erection for longer than forty-five seconds. And honestly, not much… Read more The Dick Pills That Wouldn’t Come
Karlovy Lazne
Another person wakes up in the alley of a nightclub in Prague and it is a new dawn. Or day.… Read more Karlovy Lazne
From Oil to Boil
He had never been a masterful cook. Yet, as with all things in life, he tried. And tried, and tried.… Read more From Oil to Boil
Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Holly Golightly eats a Danish and is thin. Holly Golightly takes a shit and rose petals come out instead. There’s… Read more Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Abraded
She had never believed in karma until the day she ran into him once more. Years had passed and she… Read more Abraded
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