He had never really experienced the pure definition of “madcap” until she came along. Her head so far in the… Read more Onions In A Suitcase
Tag: relationships
Dick Wipes on the Kitchen Counter
“You were raised wrong, that’s all,” Guy informed her as he wiped a giant glob of semen off his dick… Read more Dick Wipes on the Kitchen Counter
The Undercover Towel Thief
Of course, like any sweet fool, she had trusted the man she thought she loved. The man she thought loved… Read more The Undercover Towel Thief
Evidence of a Cold, Hard Crime
He saw them, pretty “little” girls that they were from his perch in the principal’s office. He had come back… Read more Evidence of a Cold, Hard Crime
Symbiosis Apotheosis
“Darling, you’re at an age when you should be assessing what you want out of a friendship. For most people,… Read more Symbiosis Apotheosis
La Fille en Néon
The street was desolate. Or at least devoid of age-appropriate people to Sandoval’s twenty-six years. He hadn’t realized that so… Read more La Fille en Néon
Gemini Huevo
“It’s twins, look! You got twins.” Eve did so wish that Gabriel would stop referring to the binary-yolked egg he… Read more Gemini Huevo
The Nostril
“Why don’t you pluck your nose hair every once in a while?” her soon to be ex-boyfriend seethed at her… Read more The Nostril
The Metamorphosis, Fart Edition
When she was away (brief as those periods were), he could no longer suppress his urge. His near fetish for… Read more The Metamorphosis, Fart Edition
20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
She had been ruminating on it for months now. Weighing all the pros and cons of remaining with Ray versus… Read more 20(20) Ways to Leave Your Lover
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