Holly Golightly eats a Danish and is thin. Holly Golightly takes a shit and rose petals come out instead. There’s… Read more Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Tag: relationships
Abraded
She had never believed in karma until the day she ran into him once more. Years had passed and she… Read more Abraded
Hortensio
He had amped her up for weeks about the engagement. At last, he had gotten them on the guest list… Read more Hortensio
Another Relationship In the Can
“How could you have loved someone who thought movies were a waste of time?” he asked with genuine incredulity, fully… Read more Another Relationship In the Can
The Omelet That Never Was
I was sweet until you turned me sour. The type of girl who dutifully showed up to sparsely attended art… Read more The Omelet That Never Was
The Sun Has Gone Down and The Moon Has Gone Up and Long Ago Someone Left With Her Memory
He had wanted to watch Ladyhawke, that little loved 80s fantasy movie with Matthew Broderick and Michelle Pfeiffer in it.… Read more The Sun Has Gone Down and The Moon Has Gone Up and Long Ago Someone Left With Her Memory
The Member Dismembered by Mosquitoes
Everett had never been adept in the art of being alone. He strove his entire life to find himself in… Read more The Member Dismembered by Mosquitoes
Will Locks of Hair Unlock A Heart of Stone?
If you had asked Graham five years ago what he wanted more than anything, he would have told you: to… Read more Will Locks of Hair Unlock A Heart of Stone?
Old Bitch Cream
“Don’t mind Ruth over here, she can’t stay out too late or she’ll miss her window for putting on her… Read more Old Bitch Cream
Chill Blaine, Lest You Get a Chilblain
She supposed her most colossal fear was getting so fat that she wouldn’t be able to notice if a fly… Read more Chill Blaine, Lest You Get a Chilblain
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