She ought to have known better, really. Truly, who was she to believe that she could ever finagle genuine luxury… Read more The Anti-Luxury Massage
Tag: relationships
If You Love Something, Squeeze it More Tightly Than Lennie Would
If you love something, absolutely do not set it free. That shit ain’t comin’ back. It’s about to be gone… Read more If You Love Something, Squeeze it More Tightly Than Lennie Would
The Boredom of Beauty
“I had to let you go because you were too beautiful. Beauty bores me,” he tells me. It’s an excuse… Read more The Boredom of Beauty
Sex Scouting
“I want to make a bold proposition,” Mike, the co-owner of a bookshop I’d been going to for a while… Read more Sex Scouting
La Loyauté
I awaken with a throbbing feeling in my jaw. He’s hit me once more. And as I move, I feel… Read more La Loyauté
The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
They say if you want to know why a man is filled with opprobrium, look to his upbringing–the people who… Read more The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
Museum of Broken Relationships
Johann Müller was not a sentimental man. Could not be in his position as a German. In his entire thirty-two years,… Read more Museum of Broken Relationships
Perception, Skewed
He had the misplaced gall to accuse other writers of stretching the truth, of going beyond the appropriate limits of… Read more Perception, Skewed
Seeing Another Person’s Shtick Used on Somebody Else From Afar
When you’ve been intimately acquainted with someone for long enough, it’s easy to get familiarized with their shtick. Only at the… Read more Seeing Another Person’s Shtick Used on Somebody Else From Afar
Your Memories on Facebook (Will Fucking Kill You)
Monroe is informed almost weekly of every milestone he ever experienced with his ex-girlfriend. It’s been four years since they… Read more Your Memories on Facebook (Will Fucking Kill You)
