Johann Müller was not a sentimental man. Could not be in his position as a German. In his entire thirty-two years,… Read more Museum of Broken Relationships
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Perception, Skewed
He had the misplaced gall to accuse other writers of stretching the truth, of going beyond the appropriate limits of… Read more Perception, Skewed
Seeing Another Person’s Shtick Used on Somebody Else From Afar
When you’ve been intimately acquainted with someone for long enough, it’s easy to get familiarized with their shtick. Only at the… Read more Seeing Another Person’s Shtick Used on Somebody Else From Afar
Your Memories on Facebook (Will Fucking Kill You)
Monroe is informed almost weekly of every milestone he ever experienced with his ex-girlfriend. It’s been four years since they… Read more Your Memories on Facebook (Will Fucking Kill You)
The Traveling Salesman
The traveling salesman needed another fix. What was he selling, exactly? Himself. Or rather, whatever version of himself he currently… Read more The Traveling Salesman
Walked Home Sobbing Again
I will not doom myself to repeat the same mistakes, to engage in the same behavior, Hazel insists to herself as… Read more Walked Home Sobbing Again
He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully
As a woman, have you ever been lying in bed, trying to find any shred of will possible to get… Read more He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully
My (Imaginary) Therapist, Dr. Redondo
Even my (imaginary) therapist, Dr. Redondo, can’t tell me what I want to hear. Can’t cater to my every whim.… Read more My (Imaginary) Therapist, Dr. Redondo
A Lovely Day to Be In A Couple
There is perhaps no lovelier day to be in a couple than when it snows. Desmond had always felt this… Read more A Lovely Day to Be In A Couple
The Day You Left My Favorites
The day you left my favorites should have been a milestone. Should have marked the end of the period of… Read more The Day You Left My Favorites
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