“I want to make a bold proposition,” Mike, the co-owner of a bookshop I’d been going to for a while… Read more Sex Scouting
“I want to make a bold proposition,” Mike, the co-owner of a bookshop I’d been going to for a while… Read more Sex Scouting
I awaken with a throbbing feeling in my jaw. He’s hit me once more. And as I move, I feel… Read more La Loyauté
They say if you want to know why a man is filled with opprobrium, look to his upbringing–the people who… Read more The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
Johann Müller was not a sentimental man. Could not be in his position as a German. In his entire thirty-two years,… Read more Museum of Broken Relationships
He had the misplaced gall to accuse other writers of stretching the truth, of going beyond the appropriate limits of… Read more Perception, Skewed
When you’ve been intimately acquainted with someone for long enough, it’s easy to get familiarized with their shtick. Only at the… Read more Seeing Another Person’s Shtick Used on Somebody Else From Afar
Monroe is informed almost weekly of every milestone he ever experienced with his ex-girlfriend. It’s been four years since they… Read more Your Memories on Facebook (Will Fucking Kill You)
The traveling salesman needed another fix. What was he selling, exactly? Himself. Or rather, whatever version of himself he currently… Read more The Traveling Salesman
I will not doom myself to repeat the same mistakes, to engage in the same behavior, Hazel insists to herself as… Read more Walked Home Sobbing Again
As a woman, have you ever been lying in bed, trying to find any shred of will possible to get… Read more He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully