It had been some time since I had a need to drive down this highway. I tried to avoid it… Read more Memoirs of an Imperfect Highway, Or: Administrative Assistant III
Category: Short Story
The Slowest Chipotle Wrapper in the World
If she were wrapping those tacos as though her life depended on it, she would be dead. Yet maybe some… Read more The Slowest Chipotle Wrapper in the World
The Foragers
Anna LeVin did not want a child. And if she had to be saddled with one, she certainly did not… Read more The Foragers
“Britney Spears Shirt?!” the Hot Topic Staff Repeated Over and Over.
Having the words “Britney Spears shirt” emphasized repeatedly while waiting at the Hot Topic checkout counter to pick up her… Read more “Britney Spears Shirt?!” the Hot Topic Staff Repeated Over and Over.
Cream (Cheese) Yourself!
New Yorkers, despite the ghettoness of their daily lives, are still somehow expectant of always getting what they want. Unfortunately,… Read more Cream (Cheese) Yourself!
Christmas Don’t Live Here Anymore
It was all done so rotely. Amy imagined not just for her family, but families across America as the pressure… Read more Christmas Don’t Live Here Anymore
Hotel Cravat
It was both commanding and discreet at the same time. It was not the sort of place one would immediately… Read more Hotel Cravat
Harvest
Kristin Elkin, for as American as she was, did not believe in Thanksgiving. She was actually quite appalled by it.… Read more Harvest
The Intersection Between Life and Death
Like most, Adriana Hernández was not a “real” fan. She had just happened to hear that there was some kind… Read more The Intersection Between Life and Death
Repeating “Pepper Spray” Like a Mantra to Employee at Target
Briane ordered it in advance. That was the convenience of the current century, wasn’t it? To be able to finagle… Read more Repeating “Pepper Spray” Like a Mantra to Employee at Target
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