For the years from 2009 to 2019, he was a devoted mask wearer. He had lived in San Diego all… Read more Too Ahead of the Trend For One’s Own Good
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Maskne
Georgiana DiNunzio supposed she chose the worst possible moment in history (other than living under Cleopatra’s monopolized reign) to start… Read more Maskne
Will Contract Covid For Mona Lisa
As soon as the borders opened up, Elle booked a ticket. She was not going to miss her window to… Read more Will Contract Covid For Mona Lisa
Home Is Where the Deranged Are (Or Were, And Will Be Again)
They had spent so many months in peace. Without any of the capitalist pigs squealing about the streets to interrupt… Read more Home Is Where the Deranged Are (Or Were, And Will Be Again)
Dressed in Garb to Administer Tear Gas
Going out again felt like rediscovering a new planet. Everywhere you went, there was something about the place that seemed… Read more Dressed in Garb to Administer Tear Gas
Lazaretto Norma Desmond
Back in the day, a woman’s decrepitude was the only thing that could keep her inside (while men–old, young, fat,… Read more Lazaretto Norma Desmond
He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
Even though the circumstances that led him back here were technically extraordinary, he still felt like, well, a loser. In… Read more He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
The celebrities were growing increasingly depressed. And, of course, their depression far outweighed that of the average “non-person.” These were… Read more The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
Jesus Is No Longer Interested
Jesus was genuinely considering returning a second time this year for Easter. As in, on a semi-permanent basis. Had big… Read more Jesus Is No Longer Interested
Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
With the path of the virus blowing in the breeze as whimsically as Mary Poppins herself in the East wind… Read more Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
