I had loved her, sure. Would probably always–even for as much as I now rather despised her, being able to… Read more The View of the Duchess From the Cat & Fiddle Pub
I had loved her, sure. Would probably always–even for as much as I now rather despised her, being able to… Read more The View of the Duchess From the Cat & Fiddle Pub
He had a penchant for Italian girls. All Algerians do. Perhaps it is the antithetical nature of Catholicism to Islam.… Read more The Algerian at the Museum
“Vous êtes une classe de belle,” he hisses like a snake as he slithers toward her. He assumes she doesn’t… Read more Vous êtes une classe de belle
One never knows when they might find a prized work of art amid the ruins of New York City. Where… Read more A Forgotten Haring
I am lured in once again to the inane task of helping you with something, knowing every time that it… Read more Oignon Soup Time Suck
In the present season, this Spring 2018, it’s been said that proms are cheaper than ever. This proclamation comes as… Read more Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
Drink poisoning has been having something of a moment ever since Black Mirror offered up that final episode of season… Read more The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
“Hey, you know there’s no God, right?” I overhear a junior high age, pasty white child say to one of… Read more No Waffles for the Weary
It can’t be something necessarily intended. Wielding control over a massive sect of people. It has to come about naturally… Read more Millennial Cult Leader
Her father has grown to hate women more than he ever did before. In his younger years, which, for a… Read more Another Little Princess’ Crown Bites the Dust