I bought a microwave once. Was naively and falsely confident in thinking that my relationship would last well beyond the… Read more Electromagnetic Waves
I bought a microwave once. Was naively and falsely confident in thinking that my relationship would last well beyond the… Read more Electromagnetic Waves
We’ve just gotten through another rough patch, you and I. It’s the end of February, and after a particularly bleak… Read more Do You Have to Let It Linger?
“You just like bitchy people. I like the crazy ones,” you declare to me at a time when we finally… Read more You Like Bitches, I Like Crazies
Berlin is never less inviting than it is today. Awakening to the news of David Jones’ death, I suddenly become… Read more Auf Wiedersehen Bowie
What they don’t tell you about Bonjour Tristesse is that it’s more than a novel. It’s a condition that Françoise Sagan… Read more Post-Coital Dysphoria
In my hetero wet dream, there is but one perfect person for me. And I find him after very minimal… Read more Hetero Wet Dream
Must find someone. Must. Find. Someone. The mantra went through the heads of everyone in the room like a hive… Read more Kissing to Be Cunning
Taco Bell at dusk is a surprisingly breathtaking sight. All awash in purple and pink neon hues, it vaguely reminds… Read more Taco Bell at Dusk
Johann Müller was not a sentimental man. Could not be in his position as a German. In his entire thirty-two years,… Read more Museum of Broken Relationships
Being with the Scotsman was driving in a car to Glasgow and listening to The Stone Roses. It was eating… Read more The Scotsman