It hadn’t been a thing since the 00s. Think: Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron applying lip gloss in Mean Girls.… Read more Blow Job Lips Are Back (at the Dermatology Office)
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Hollywood Nights Like Saudi Arabian Days
As anyone with even a cursory knowledge of misogyny in Saudi Arabia could guess, the decision to “allow” Saudi women… Read more Hollywood Nights Like Saudi Arabian Days
La Lingua Di Lindsay Lohan
In Italian, the word “lingua” means both language and tongue. It is one of the few perfect dual purpose, double… Read more La Lingua Di Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan’s Ring Finger
There’s not much a girl can count on these days. Certainly not fidelity, monogamy or something so quaint as, goodness… Read more Lindsay Lohan’s Ring Finger
Socialite Goes on Joy Ride to In-n-Out
Even a socialite gets prone to base desires. Base desires that consist of an unbridled need for In-n-Out. At the… Read more Socialite Goes on Joy Ride to In-n-Out
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