“Don’t mind Ruth over here, she can’t stay out too late or she’ll miss her window for putting on her… Read more Old Bitch Cream
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Some People Are Tanning And Others Are Pretending to Work on a Rooftop
With the first consistent amount of sun of the season (if one can call anything a season anymore), Bianca–appropriately named… Read more Some People Are Tanning And Others Are Pretending to Work on a Rooftop
A Blemish Forever Emblazoned on the Hippocampus
That patch, right there. That’s where it happened. That’s where he fucked me. That’s why this rooftop will forever be… Read more A Blemish Forever Emblazoned on the Hippocampus
Chill Blaine, Lest You Get a Chilblain
She supposed her most colossal fear was getting so fat that she wouldn’t be able to notice if a fly… Read more Chill Blaine, Lest You Get a Chilblain
That’s Not My Song, Or Generational Propaganda
From behind the bar, he declared, “You! Hey you, you’re up!” In a state of unthinking, which is the natural… Read more That’s Not My Song, Or Generational Propaganda
Aretha Videos
Her obsession started out innocently enough, as all obsessions do. She had, from the outset, been one of those children… Read more Aretha Videos
A Boner in Bercy
There was never much to do in Bercy. That was no secret. Yet still they would go from time to… Read more A Boner in Bercy
The Nude Partygoer
“Yep, that’s Ronnie all right,” the police officer confirmed as he looked upon the corpse of the once vibrant partier.… Read more The Nude Partygoer
Hope You’ve Sought Therapy Since Making Everyone Else Need It
You blow through people’s lives like a hurricane, and that’s cool. It’s just “who you are.” Or, one supposes, what… Read more Hope You’ve Sought Therapy Since Making Everyone Else Need It
The Passing in Pantelleria
On a clear day, you could see Tunisia. That was what his mother constantly boasted about despite the fact that… Read more The Passing in Pantelleria
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