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A Forgotten Haring
One never knows when they might find a prized work of art amid the ruins of New York City. Where… Read more A Forgotten Haring
Flat Broke and Dressed All in Black on the Côte d’Azur
When you’re an acolyte of Oscar Wilde’s form of aestheticism, it’s never easy to abide by one’s “actual” finances. In… Read more Flat Broke and Dressed All in Black on the Côte d’Azur
Oignon Soup Time Suck
I am lured in once again to the inane task of helping you with something, knowing every time that it… Read more Oignon Soup Time Suck
Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
In the present season, this Spring 2018, it’s been said that proms are cheaper than ever. This proclamation comes as… Read more Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
Drink poisoning has been having something of a moment ever since Black Mirror offered up that final episode of season… Read more The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
No Waffles for the Weary
“Hey, you know there’s no God, right?” I overhear a junior high age, pasty white child say to one of… Read more No Waffles for the Weary
Another Little Princess’ Crown Bites the Dust
Her father has grown to hate women more than he ever did before. In his younger years, which, for a… Read more Another Little Princess’ Crown Bites the Dust
To Piss Is Art
“It’s strange to look at it now, in person. I’ve seen it so many times in books and talked about… Read more To Piss Is Art
Phoenix Hotel
If you had asked me how my life would turn out in 1989, when I was in the prime of… Read more Phoenix Hotel
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